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Google wasn't smart this time

Greetings Readers!

The headline is contextual, so Google won't feel bad.

This is my first non-syndicated Post here, yeah seriously, the previous ones were for an experimental purpose.

So while this unplanned experiment was carried out, I found an astonishing outcome.







Didn't get it?



My page was visible on the SERP on a search query "How are fraternal twins formed"

Although I did not get a click for the result, still I was wondering why did my Blog appear on this unrelated search query.



After a bit (not byte 😜 ) I realised that It would have appeared due to matching keywords "fraternal twins" mentioned in Par_c➡️Parsi.

See what it read:



My apologies to google bot btw, as he (No, I'm not sexist! but bot seems to be masculine to me🤣) could not find what he was looking for.



So here's the answer for you in a language which would be easy for you(Google bot) to understand:

Querry: "How are fraternal twins formed"

Snippet: "

{

y=f(XiXi*X1Y1 ∪ XjXj*X2Y2)= (XiX1 & XjX2) || (XiX1 & XjY2) || (XiY1 & XjX2) || (XiY1 & XjY2)"

where XX is feminine and YY is masculine.

(XiXi & XjXj)⇒mother, and (X1Y1 & X2Y2)⇒father

and

(XiX1 & XjX2)⇒Daughter & Daughter

(XiX1 & XjY2)⇒Daughter & Son

(XiY1 & XjX2)⇒Son & Daughter

(XiY1 & XjY2)⇒Son & Son

}

And here's how Wikipedia explains the formation of fraternal twins:



"Fraternal twins usually occur when two fertilized eggs are implanted in the uterus wall at the same time. When two eggs are independently fertilized by two different sperm cells, fraternal twins result."



Hope it helps!



Want to explain to google bot in your way? Comment here and let him (no feminism again!) know.

 

I see, It's April Fool's day today, but don't worry, you are in a safe zone.


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